Exam Messages

Do you need exam messages? You are at place now where you are going to get exam text messages.  Finding exam poems and cute exam status are also not difficult now.

 

  • Good luck for your test.
    The only person who can create
    your future is yourself. I believe in you
  • Treat your past bad
    grades like your ex-boyfriend.
    Don’t worry about it because
    you know that you can do much better.
    All the best.
  • Everyone knows you are the best student out there.
    All you need to do is work hard and revise with care. Good luck.
  • Clas Rooms R Lik Train
    1st 2 Benchs R Exe Coaches
    Reservd 4 VIP
    Mid 2 Gen Comprtmnt
    N Last 2 R Sleepr Class.
  • Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket…
    not b’coz dat we aim 2 sky.
    but b’coz we don’t start studying until our tail is fired on!!
  • Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
    Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
    Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
    & d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked
  • If you believe in yourself
    you do not have to fear any challenge.
    I wish you all the success for your exam
  • Attitude towardz exam: tommorow is my exam but
    i dont care because a single sheet of paper can’t decide my future.
  • Birth, Death comes once in life..
    Love comes once in life..
    Marriage comes once in life..But
    Why does these bloody exams comes again & again
  • Difficult or boring papers sey students tang aa gay hainAkhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm
    Ab humain aisy papers chahienTotal marks50
    Choose the best
    MCQ’s,
    1:Tery mast mast_____ nain
    (3,5,2)
    2:______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
    muni,kaki,bachi3:Maa ka laadla  ______gaya
    sudhar,bigr,ujar
    4:Aj_____jorra pa
    Saadi farmaish ty
    (Kala,Laal,Peela)5:Tum_____aye
    Pass,ghar,yaadNew pattern Farwad to all teachers
  • The most funniest situation in student’s life:
    When we have no idea what to write in
    paper and supervisor comes and
    say “wind up your papers”..:P:D
  • Saccha dost wo hota hai,
    Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
    Window ke samne aake bole??Abey kitna likhega??
    jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
  • Khusra Math Ke Paper
    Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
    Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
    Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
    Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
    Hotay Hain…
  • Ek Student Dusre Se:
    Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
    2nd Student:
    To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . .
  • A Thermometer is n0t the only thing
    That gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!A silent message f0r all students
  • The Law Says
    “If U Can’t Convince Them
    Then At least Confuse Them”
    Do You Know Which Law It Is?
    .
    This Is
    “Law Of Answering In Examination”
  • Height of technology:
    A stunt writes all Ans as|||||||||and lastly he writes..
    Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
  • I wish you all the luck of this world for your exam and i hope, you are going to let me know how i went straight away .
  • Good luck for your exam. I keep my fingers crossed and hope you will just get the questions you have learned for u
  • Two Reasons To Give
    Exam …
    1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
    In Self Meditation. . .
    2. You Can See Your Teachers
    Being Bored … Who Usually
    Bore You ..
  • Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
    A:”buss kal se parhai start karunga”.
  • One of the best caption
    written on a clock in an exam hall..
    “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
  • You’ve graduated… Its’ time for you to Live it up To smile Take a bow And time for me to say… Congrats! Way to go and WOW! !
  • baba ranchoddas says ; exam mein apne paper se zyada apne partner ke paper me concentrate karo apna paper apne aap solve ho jayega…..
  • As long as learning is linked with earning,
    As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
    We must take this examination system seriously.
  • SILENCE
    Is the best Answer
    for all questions
    SMILE
    Is the best Reaction
    in all situations
    Unfortunately
    BOTH Never Help In
    any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW…
  • Exams ka saya hai,
    Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
    Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
    Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
    Still, all the best!
  • Father to Son After exam:
    “Let me see your report card.
    “son my friend just borrowed it.
    he wants to scare his parents.”
  • When You Know
    You Are Going To Fail
    In EXAM. . .
    .
    “Talk The Entire Way Through
    The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
    Debate Your Answers With
    Yourself Out Loud.
    If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
    “I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
    Me Thinking. . .”
    Then Start Talking About
    What A Jerk The Instructor Is. .
  • Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
    Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
    Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
    Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain
  • Congratulations…On your graduation!Wishing you luck & success…

    In all that you do…