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• Wife: Kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti……
  Husband: Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti…

• Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
  Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
  Aafat Gale Padi Hai
  Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

• Wife to Husband :-
  You don’t Love me at all….
  Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
  then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

• Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
  ‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
  What Will You Pay Me..?

• Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
  You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

• Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
  Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
  Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

• What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
  A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
  &
  the other ensures U Continue to do so.

• Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?
  Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

• Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
  Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
  Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
  Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.

• A Guy Searching,
  These Keywords on Google:
  “How to Tackle A Wife..”
  Google Search Result:
  “Good Morning, Sir..!
  Even We are Searching..”
• Marriage Tip:
  If Wife Wants To Get
  Husband’s Attention,
  Just Look
  Sad & Uncomfortable.
  If Husband Wants To Get
  Wife’s Attention,
  Just Look
  Comfortable & Happy … =P
• Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
  Husband: Google !!!
  Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
  Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
• Biwi shohr se
  apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
  Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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  Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

• ”:Shohar Biwi
  se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
  to..
  Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
  Kya parso?
  Bolo…
  Kya kha tumne?
  Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
  Batao kya parso…?
  Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
  parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.
• Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo”
  “Aur”
  “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo”
  Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.
• A Fact: A Girl Will Always Forgive & Forget But She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven & Forgotten.”
• Heart & brain to understand
  Why Men and Women sometimes Do not Understand Each Other?
  Well, Because God Gave Good Brains To Men
  and Good Hearts To Women.
  But Men Use Their Hearts only and Women Use Their Brains!!!, isn’t it true
• When a man steals your wife
  there is no better revenge than
  to let him keep her.
• Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
  main galian kyon de rahe the?
  Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
  Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
  Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.
• A recently fired
  stock trader said …

  “This is worse than divorce…
  I have lost everything
  and
  I still have my wife…”

• Message of the year:-
  Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
  Why? Very simple…
  A woman does not have a wife..!!!