Sardar Sms

  • Sardar apna mobile
    Qabristan main dfna rha tha
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
    .
    Sardar:
    Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
    Mobile “DEAD” ho gya hai
  • 1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha.
    Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae..
    Sardar: Dil wada ker yar,
    makhi ne kina pe lena ae
  • Sardar: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
    Friend: I don?t know.
    Sardar: Well… He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
  • Sardar G ka Bacha school jaaty huy bahot ro raha tha Sardar G boly; Sher dy Bachy Rondy nahe! Bacha bola; Sher dy bachy school v nahe jandy.
  • Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
    Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
    Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge
  • Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
    Sardar: U mean if I am on diet, I can?t look at the menu also?
  • Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
    Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
    Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…
  • A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.
    The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha
    “Oye Inni Waddi Billi”
  • Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
    Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
    Sardar: Kon?
    Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
    Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:
  • Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
    Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne

Sardar Sms Messages

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Sardar Writing Leave Application

Dear Sir
My Wife is ill and she dont have anyother husband to look after her. Plz give me leave for 1 day.

Sardar went to hotel and order chiken, Waiter comes wit tha order
Surdar: Murgy di taang kithy hay?
Waiter: Murga lngra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi ly gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR thaa

Sardar Doctor falls in Luv with a Nurse.He writes a love letr to the Nurse

I LUV U sis

Why 18 Sardars went to see movie?

Becoz below 18 was not allowed

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