Sardar Sms

  • Sardar: exam me betha copy pe apna panja bna rha tha
    Teacher: paper me hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
    Sardar: main paper bnane waly pe lanat bhj rha hn
  • Sardaron K Gaon Me Nadi Per Pull Bn Gya
    Engineer: Boht Acha Ho Gya Hai

    Sardar: Han Ji, Pehly Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte Thy,
    Ub Saaye Me Kren Gy…

  • Sardar park me betha tha.
    Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
    Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
    Friend: Kese?
    Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
  • Sardar apna mobile
    Qabristan main dfna rha tha
    Major Rohail:
    Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
    Sardar:
    Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
    Mobile “DEAD” ho gya hai

Sardar Sms

  • Teacher to Sardar:Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
    Sardar:’If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
  • Sardar orders pizza.
    Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
    Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
  • 2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.
    2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
    Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)
  • Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
    Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
    Sardar: Kon?
    Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
    Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
  • Two Sardars were walking together…
    Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
    Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
  • Sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
    Hi! I am sardar,
    this is my sardarni,
    he is my kid,
    & she is my kidney.
  • When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
    Sardar: 2kms….
    Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
    Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
  • Interviewer:what is skeleton?
    Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
    who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
  • In bio practical:
    Examiner:Tell me the name of
    this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
    Sardar:I don’t know.
    Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
    Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
  • A sardar goes to a restaurant
    and his cell phone rings.
    Wife: How are you?
    Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
    how did you know where I was?
  • Sardar:Mujhe Begum ke liye Bra chaiye.
    Shpokeeper;kya size hai?(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
    Sardar: Size to malum nahi, bus puruni bra main se meri 2 topi ban jati he…
  • Someone new to sardarji ask him: Tumhara naam kya hai??
    Sardar reply: muzhe tumhara naam kaise pata hoga??
  • 1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha.
    Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae..
    Sardar: Dil wada ker yar,
    makhi ne kina pe lena ae
  • Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd; “sb se aage wale ko” sardar; “to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.

Sardar Messages

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  • Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?
    Sardar angrily said, i know -
    it means….
    S – Sardaron ke
    M – Mazak udane ki
    S – Service
  • After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife – Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?
  • A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.
    The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha
    “Oye Inni Waddi Billi”
  • Sardar to his friends:
    Ask me anything i will tell you in english.
    Friend: Agarbatti di english das.
    Sardar: Le das aye kera mushkil aye,
    “If 32″…..
  • SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
    BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
    SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.
  • Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
    Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
  • Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
    Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
    Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon…..
  • Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay…
  • Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
    Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”
  • sardar asked to a lady;”what is ur new car’s name?”
    lady replied:”I don’t know, but it starts with “T”
    sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.
  • Two sardarji’s looking at an egyptian mummy;
    sardar1:luk, so many bandages pakka truck accident case;
    sardar2:areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.
  • Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
    & red light glowing on the top,
    seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
    see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    “Me sick, no work”
    Boss SMS back:
    “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
    2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
    “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”