Rude Sms

  • You’ve reached the age, I’m sad to say
    Your arms must hold the page away
    Your pants don’t fit from yesteryear
    But with all that, I love you, dear.
  • If ever I was rude to you,
    If ever I was angry with you,
    If ever I misbehaved with you,
    then don’t hesitate,
  • Do you know y government doesn’t release a stamp with your face on it………??
    Because then people will get confused which side to spit on
  • Open ur legs n get on top of me..well,
    Do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
    That u can do ur thing quik,
    There u go!!u’ve jst droped a bomb on me [Toilet]
  • Hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
    Fit,force dem in,if the hole’s big enough,putting,
    Move up & down,slowly..ooh yes..
    Can u fil it? tats how u wash a glass.

Rude Sms

  • A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
    Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
    Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…
  • What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
    Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
    Always Think POSITIVE
  • In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
    In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
    Think..
    Think..
    Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
    God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
  • In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
    You Know whose that boy?
    Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
    Dirty people always tink dirty.
  • jab uske CHIKU they,
    sab uske pichu they,
    jab uske AAM hue,
    sab PARESHAN Hue,
    jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
    jab uske jhool gaye,
    sab usko bhool gaye.
  • On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! “
  • A man said 2 his doctor ‘everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection’ the doctor said ‘That’s because u look like a cunt!
  • Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his
    nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly
    cos shes doin a good job!
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
  • Salam janab kia hal ha kia ho reha ha ghar ma sub ka kia hal ha or janab kia kar rahe ho tum janab tumhare kam ka kia bena kam bana ha k nahihan ager tum ko sms mil g to 2 bar miss cal kar dena ok
  • Salam Shah g kia hal ha kia kar rehay ho mare jaan or kam kisa chal reha ha yar shah sub ka pass nedra ka tokin tha wo os ne dy deia ha k nahi ager nahi deia to wo ly kar mera id card ly ana ja pher bahi ko tokin dy dena wo ly a ga ok mare jaan mahir bani ho g janab k
  • A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of… Good Taste!

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  • Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya ,
    Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
    Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
  • PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BLOOD GRUP IT’S URGENT.
    EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI TUMHARA HI BLOOD CHAHIYE.
    PLEASE MANA MAT KARNA. WARNA KUTTA MAR JAYEGA…
  • When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
  • Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
  • You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.
  • On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
  • So Sweet is ur SMILE???
    so Sweet is ur STYLE???
    so Sweet is ur VOICE???
    so Sweet is ur EYE?????
    see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
  • U R the one who is CHARMING
    U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
    U R the one who is CUTE
    and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
  • Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sugar is sweet,
    And so are you.
    But the roses are wilting,
    The violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl’s empty,
    And so is your head.
  • In d morning I do not eat because I think of u,@ noon I do not eat becoz I think of u,in d evening I do not eat because I think of u, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.