Politics Sms

  • A good leader is a person
    Who takes a little more than
    His share of the blame
    And
    A little less than his share of the credit.

Politics Sms

  • Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
    The higher up you go,
    the scarcer it becomes.
  • Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.
  • Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
  • Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
  • Voting Is Must:
    .
    Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard_at_ri?
    .
    If Nargis Then Add 1 into “N”
    .
    And
    .
    If Zard_at_ri Then Add 1 into “Z”
    .
    .
    .
    N = 24
    Z = 98585937
    .
    Add Kar K Fwd Karo.
  • Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
  • Bundle Offer”
    Dear Americans, Special Offer
    For Your Vacations.
    Come To Pakistan For Enjoy,
    Hunt N Kill Anyone Anywhere On
    Discount Rates With All Luxuries
    N Necessary Protocols.
    No Need 2 Worry About People
    They Are Already Dead.
    Regards,
    Zardari, Gilani, Kayani, Nawaz, Shahbaz
  • OBAMA or ZARDARI jahaz me ja rahe thay
    .
    OBAMA bola”agar me yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log Muj ko dua den gay
    .
    ZARDARI bola”agar mein sirf sadarat chor dun To 18 caror log mujhe dua den gay
    .
    Jahaz ka Captain Pathan bola Agar me ye jahaz he gira doun to puri duniya MUJHE duaen de gi
    .
    *GEO PATHAN*

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  • Politics is the gentle art
    Of getting votes from the poor
    And campaign funds from the rich,
    By promising to protect each from the other.
  • I offer my opponents a bargain:
    if they will stop telling lies about us,
    I will stop telling the truth about them.
  • Fundraising techniques include having the candidate call or meet with large donors, sending direct mail pleas to small donors, and courting interest groups who could end up spending millions on the race if it is significant to their interests.
  • I don’t make jokes.
    I just watch the
    government
    and
    report the facts.
  • Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.
    Mayavati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.
    Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
  • I offer my opponents a bargain:
    if they will stop telling lies about us,
    I will stop telling the truth about them.
  • bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai
    mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay
    professor khapay ki katab
    ” haan main kutta hoon” say iktibas
  • Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
    surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
  • Mankind will never see an end of trouble until.
    lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
    or the holders of power.
    become lovers of wisdom.
  • Those who are too smart
    to engage in politics
    are punished by being GOVERNED
    by those who are dumber.