Misleading Sms

  • Fill in the blanks
    1.BOO_S
    2. _ _NDOM
    3.F_ _ K
    4.P_ N_S
    5.PU_S_
    Answers
    1.BOOKS
    2.RANDOM
    3.FORK
    4.PANTS
    5.PULSE
    MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!..
  • Very Cute question :
    Asked by a daughter to her father:
    I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me
    then
    Why are you forcing me to change it?
  • Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
    Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
    Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??

Misleading Sms

  • Women are basically greedy.
    They want all things from one man.
    Men are so simple.
    They want only one thing from all women.
  • Girl: What do you like in me?
    Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
    Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
    Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
  • Last night I went to bed without you.
    Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,
    Your soft touch against my skin.
    Where were you last night,
    My lovely pyjamas.
  • Which Part…
    Of a man’s body
    Has no bone
    Full of veins
    Loves pumping
    And responsible 4
    Making LOVE!
    ANSWER:
    HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…
  • In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
  • I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
  • True Love is like a pillow.
    U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
  • Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
    Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
    Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
    Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai
  • Actually
    Baat yeh hai k,
    Woh yeh k,
    Ok listen carefully,
    Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully,
    Wid full concentration,
    Dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon,
    Sirf 3 words he to hain,
    Ufffff its too difficult,
    Ok im gonna say,
    That
    How r u??
  • PADHNE baithe he they
    gaur kijiye ga
    padhne baithe he they
    kiki
    ki
    ki
    LIGHT CHALI GAYI
  • Main Bewakoof
    Main Bewakoof
    Main Pagal
    Main Bewakoof
    Main Bewakoof
    Main Pagal
    Main Bewakoof
    Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai
  • Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
    ur face
    ur style
    ur nature
    ur smile
    ur looks
    Now open your eyes
    Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
    Chalo thanks bolo;-)
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    10%
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    30%
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    100%
    Done!
    You Are
    SUCCESSFULLY
    LOADED IN MY HEART
  • Hi sweetheart,
    Doing nothing?
    Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
    I may come there any time!
    Ur’s faithfully
    “HEART ATTACK!”
  • Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.
    Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
    Coz
    U r so Cute & Dashing..
    4
    more
    JOKES
    recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

Misleading Messages

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  • Last night I went to bed without you.
    Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,
    your soft touch against my skin.
    Where were you last night,
    my lovely pajamas.
  • One American in Rome,
    Drinking beer at street cafe
    when a pretty girl sat beside him.
    American: Hello, do you understand English?
    Girl: only little.
    American: How much?
    Girl: Fifty dollars.
  • Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
  • In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
  • You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don’t care, and you may think that I’m not thinking of you. Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in my dreams.
  • Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
  • From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm??..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
  • Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
    Hamaara dil,
    Hamaara dil,
    Hamaara dil,
    .
    .
    Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai
  • Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
    Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
    Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
    KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
  • Suno!
    Aaj Aftari mein
    samose bi thay
    pakoray bi thay
    sharbat bhi tha
    kele bhi the
    saib bhi the
    angoor bhi the
    Khujoor bhi thi
    bas
    aik tumhari kami thi
    Kharboozay!
  • DIL K SABI HALAT MUJE KEHNE DO
    BEHTEH ASHQ TO USE BEHNE DOBEWFAI SAMIL N KRO WAFA KI RAH ME
    KMSE KAM WAFA KOTO WAFA REHNE DO