Jokes Picture Messages
- Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Jany K Bad
Bhook Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khany K Bad
Mere Pas 8 samosy Thy Jo Mene Kha liye
1 Tere Aany Se Pehly, 7 Tere Jany k bad
Wah wah wah wah
- A Grade 5 Teacher Asked Her Students to
Make Rhymes with Their Names.
My name is Sam.
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Japan.
If I can, If I can.
My name is Candy.
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby.
If I can, if I can.
My name is Zain.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Japan,
I’m gonna help Candy with her plan.
I know I can, I know I can
Shahrukh khan pr Khatam
Singing Atif pr Khatam
Style katrina Pr Khatam
Yaqinan MUJH pe Khatam
- In order to get Job in a Good Company,
A Boy Needs 100% Talent!
A Girl Needs Only 4% Talent…
( 36 )
( 36 ) = 96
- 1 ladka apne girl friend k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
Girl friend- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
- Today it’s the 125th anniversary of Titanic.
So here is the request to all the lovers.
Let’s refresh the memories of the Titanic,
Put your mobiles in to the water for two minutes.
- A dog loves a cat very much. He wants to marry with her.
But dogs parents don’t like her. So they refused. Dog
Asked about the reason of their refusal. They said.
Kuri diyan muchan ne.
- Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir.
- Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock…
- Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
- A Teacher was lecturing on population:
“In India after every 10 seconds a women gives birth to a kid. ”
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her!. ”
- Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means “U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE!”
- Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
- Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
- TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
- If loving you is wrong, then I’ll never want to be right.
If loving you is a crime then I am guilty.
If loving you is stupid then I guess I am a fool!!.
No matter what you do, No matter what they say;
I still love you and will keep on loving you forever no matter what!!
- An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new
pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
“But you just got a new pair last month!”
“Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,”
- A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.
- Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.
- A good friend is like a computer; me ’enter’ ur life, ’save’ u in my heart, ’format’ ur problems, ’shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ’delete’ u from my memory!
- Lovers r Outgoing Calls ;
Aunties r Tollfree Calls ,
Callgirls r Roaming Calls ;
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.
Do you need facebook jokes messages? You are at place now where you are going to get jokes text messages. You can also send sardar jokes sms to friends. We also have facebook jokes.
- A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Ü Carry On””,
I Have Coins!
- If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples..
if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles..
So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?
- I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
“You are so beautiful”
- Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
- Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
- Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
- Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
- New way of writing answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
- Height of Shame.At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
- Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???
- Johny Johny .. Yes PAPA!
Job in IT .. Yes PAPA!
Lots of Tension .. Yes PAPA!
Too Much Work .. Yes PAPA!
FAMILY LIFE .. No PAPA!
BP – Sugar .. High PAPA!
Yearly Bonus .. Jokes PAPA!
Annual Pay .. Low PAPA!
Personal Life .. Lost PAPA!
Promotional Incentive .. HA! HA! HA!
- costumer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper – its mine
costomer – ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs
- If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kya kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…
- Teacher to students: If you have any doubts in what I have taught so far, please ask me.
- Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Student: Are you the Mathematics teacher or English teacher?
- You – cute
You – hot
You = sweet
You – intelligent
You – amazing
You – perfect
Me – liar
A Girl in a book shop:
- Do you have the book named ‘Girls are very intelligent?
Salesman: The comedy section is on the Left side….
- pecially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
- Sometimes I like to pretend that everything is okay.
Because when people thinks you are fine,
for a little while you forget that you are not!!
- Santa ne chalenge kiya…..
“Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega”
U may forget wit whom u laughed,
bt u’ll nvr forget wit whom u slept…..
Wd whom u WEPT !
- Someone Who Makes
More Efforts To Have You
In Their Life ,
Is Someone Who Didn’t
Want To Lose You
- When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body…
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face…
When menn calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes…
But when they call you beautiful,,,
They are Lying..
- Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
- Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..
- You say you love the sun but you cover your eyes when it shines…
You say you love the rain but you open your umbrella when it pours…
You say you love the wind but you close your windows when it blows…
That’s why I’m afraid when you say you love me.”
- Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried n your mother was smiling..!
- Doing nothing is very hard to do
You never know when you are finished.
- Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Husband texts to wife on cell.
“Hi, what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
“Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair.”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
- Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
- Funny Husband
Man1: I am going to be a father.
Man2: Your wife should be happy now I guess.
Man1: The problem is she doesn’t know about it.