- Tujhe dekh k
khara hota haiMeri Hasratoon ka
Minarr……wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dunTere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar…??? - Best Insulting Lines
“If BULLSHIT
Was ELECTRICITY
You’d Be A
POWER COMPANY … - Solid Be Izzati
Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… - Yesterday !
I Saw You In My
Dreams …
No wonder
I Woke Up
Screaming =
- When I See Your Face,
There’s Not A Thing
That
I Would Change. . .
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In
- Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he
agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge
Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful
- f ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi
- f ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi
- U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words… - Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!
- Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
