- Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
- A dog loves a cat very much. He wants to marry with her.
But dogs parents don’t like her. So they refused. Dog
Asked about the reason of their refusal. They said.
- Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir.
- Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock
- Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
- A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
- Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.
- Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”
- If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
- Ab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
- God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
- Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
- Ultimate Truth:
.
If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage…
.
.
.
But,
.
.
If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage…
.
Funny But True%-)!
