Funny Sms

  • Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
    Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
    Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
    Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
    Rail kya cheez hy..?
  • A dog loves a cat very much. He wants to marry with her.
    But dogs parents don’t like her. So they refused. Dog
    Asked about the reason of their refusal. They said.
  • Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
    Ali : I want to be married .
    Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
    Ali : she is yours daughter sir.

Funny Sms

  • Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
    Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
    Sardar: I was smuggling Sock
  • Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
    Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
    Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
  • A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
    Friend Asked : Who Is She?
    Boy : My Cousin.
    The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
  • Independence a Precious gift of God.
    May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
    A Very Happy Independence Day To You.
  • Hi,
    Doing nothing?
    Then make a place,
    4 Me in ur heart!!
    I may come there any time!
    Ur’s faithfully,
    “Heart Attack”
  • If U need ADVICE,
    MSG ME.
    If U need a FRIEND,
    CALL ME.
    If U need HELP,
    E-MAIL ME.
    If U need MONEY,
    The number U dialed is not in service,
    Plz don’t try again.
  • Ab hamko unse mohabbat thi
    Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
    Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
    Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
  • God made us body parts for a reason.
    Eyes: to look at you
    Hands: to pray for you
    Mind: to remember you
    Heart: to miss you
    and…
    Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
  • Wife:-I will die.
  • Husband:- I will also die.

    Wife:-why will you die?

    Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness

  • Ultimate Truth:
    .
    If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
    Then Directly Marriage…
    .
    .
    .
    But,
    .
    .
    If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
    Then Directly Garrage…
    .
    Funny But True%-)!

Funny Sms Messages

  • Best Collection of Funny Sms Messages available online.
  • Dear Haters,
    Don’t hate me
    Because
    I’m better than you,
    Hate yourself
    Because
    You’re not as good as
    ME.
  • A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.
  • I have some dreams. I wish, I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I’m like, ‘Oh, why not me?
  • A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
  • Na Huwa na Maya hay
    Ehsaas thmhi ka aya hay
    humain bhe message kar kay dakh lo
    Company nay yh mobile saraf tumhari girl friend kay liay nahi banaya hay
  • Whn i open my eys evry morning i pray to God tat every1 should hav a friend like u…. Why should only i suffer!!! :P
  • I am killer and i kil people 4 money, bt u r my frend and I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
  • Raam chandra keh gaya siya se…
    aisa kalyug aayega…..
    kahan hua tha mera janam….
    aab Supreme court batayega
  • 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…
    One was caught watching TV…
    Another playing football…
    And the third one…
    No its not you…
    Why do u always think u r a monkey?
  • Teacher: I wil giv u a tight slap if u continue ur non-serious filmy behaviour in the class . . Student: . . thappar se dar nai lgta miss pyar se lgta hy;
  • Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
    Pappu: I don`t know.
    Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
    Pappu: They r called Germs.
  • Message by a confused alarm clock:
    Dear Humans,
    .
    .
    ..
    You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I don’t wake u. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
  • There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,
    You can kiss your boyfriend is confidence,
    Only you can kiss your boyfriend is over-confidence.