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• Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say
• Falling in love is so hard on d knees.
• Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

• The best way out is always through
• Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well.
• When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.

• I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

• Love is a stubborn, spoilt brat,it always get what it desires.
• I trust him about as far as I can throw him, and I don’t even think I can lift him.

• The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
• You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
• I hope Love isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
• Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
• A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

• You love her and she doesn’t love you? Oh, nice. Story of my life.
• Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
• When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
• Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
• Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
• If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over.
• You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.

• At the smallest tingling of love, every man is suddenly a poet.
• Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
• Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.
• Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
• Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
• Hey boy, I am totally gay for you.
• You are lying to me ,jus to convince uorslf.
• Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
• Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!
• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
• Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
• If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants.
• A touch of scorn can be oh so alluring.
• If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
• Teachers call it “cheating”, we call it “teamwork”
• My door is always open… So feel free to leave