Exam Status & Sms Messages

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  • To accomplish great things,
    We must not only act,
    But also dream,
    Not only plan but also believe,
    Best wishes for your exam.

Exam Sms

  • The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life
    We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper
    And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,
    Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.
  • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
    Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
  • 3 Reasons To Give Exam
    1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
    2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
    3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.
  • Smoking Effects Lips
    Drinking Effects Liver
    Girls Effects Heart
    But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
    It Effects BRAIN.
    Direct Coma ….:- Avoid it..
  • Too many questions
    Difficult to understand
    More explanation is needed
    Result is always fail!
  • This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
    I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.
  • EACHER 2 STUDENT…… SOCH OR WAHAM MAI KYA FRAQ HAI. STUDENT APKI BETI SEXY HAI YE HMARI SOCH HAI OR WO HM SE BACH JAE GE YE APKA WAHAM
  • MY ATTITUDE:
    Tomrrow is my EXAM but
    I don’t CaRe Because A SINGLE SHEET of PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….
  • Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
    Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
    Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
    Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
  • Tum ChuptAy pHir rAhAy ThAy,
    Magr Pathanoo Ne Tumhain pKar hI Lia.
    Happy Eid
    In
    PeshawAr
    Kyun Re Chand Ke§i Rahi.
  • Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
    Wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
    Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
    Tabhi to supply aii hai
  • A Good Teacher Is Who
    Tells To Study Hard…
    But,,
    A Best Teacher Is Who
    Stands Outside D
    Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
    “OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
    APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…”
  • Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
    Dad:
    Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
    Son:
    Paper Was Tough!
    Dad:
    Widout Going, How Did U Know?
    Son:
    Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)
  • If U Fail In Exam
    Mom Say 3 Word:
    Thora Parh Lete
    Dad Say 3 Word:
    Meri Belt Lao
    Lovr Say 3 Word:
    Oh No Yr?
    &
    Frnd Say 3 Golden Word:
    Alaaatt
    Tu Bhi.
  • Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?
    Tick Tock
    Mind Block
    Pen Stop
    Eyes Up
    Tym Shock
    Jaw Drop
    No Luck
    Tym’s Up
    Oh Fu#K
    Xams Suck
    Stil Good Luck
  • Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,
    Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana
  • The Shortest Relationship
    Ever Is Between
    Students & Books . . .
    They Commit 0ne Day
    Before Exam
    &
    After Exam Break Up
  • Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko,
    Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko,
    Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko,
    Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko.

Exam Messages

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  • Ek Student Dusre Se:
    Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
    2nd Student:
    To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . .
  • A Thermometer is n0t the only thing
    That gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!A silent message f0r all students
  • The Law Says
    “If U Can’t Convince Them
    Then At least Confuse Them”
    Do You Know Which Law It Is?
    .
    This Is
    “Law Of Answering In Examination”
  • Two Reasons To Give
    Exam …
    1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
    In Self Meditation. . .
    2. You Can See Your Teachers
    Being Bored … Who Usually
    Bore You ..
  • Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
    A:”buss kal se parhai start karunga”.
  • One of the best caption
    written on a clock in an exam hall..
    “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
  • You’ve graduated… Its’ time for you to Live it up To smile Take a bow And time for me to say… Congrats! Way to go and WOW! !
  • This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
    I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”
  • baba ranchoddas says ; exam mein apne paper se zyada apne partner ke paper me concentrate karo apna paper apne aap solve ho jayega…..
  • As long as learning is linked with earning,
    As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
    We must take this examination system seriously.
  • SILENCE
    Is the best Answer
    for all questions
    SMILE
    Is the best Reaction
    in all situations
    Unfortunately
    BOTH Never Help In
    any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW…
  • As long as learning is linked with earning,
    As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
    We must take this examination system seriously.
    Best of luck!
  • Exams ka saya hai,
    Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
    Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
    Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
    Still, all the best!
  • Father to Son After exam:
    “Let me see your report card.
    “son my friend just borrowed it.
    he wants to scare his parents.”
  • When You Know
    You Are Going To Fail
    In EXAM. . .
    .
    “Talk The Entire Way Through
    The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
    Debate Your Answers With
    Yourself Out Loud.
    If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
    “I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
    Me Thinking. . .”
    Then Start Talking About
    What A Jerk The Instructor Is. .
  • Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
    Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
    Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
    Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain