Do you need exam messages? You are at place now where you are going to get exam text messages. Finding exam poems and cute exam status are also not difficult now.
- Difficult or boring papers sey students tang aa gay hainAkhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm
Ab humain aisy papers chahienTotal marks50
Choose the best
1:Tery mast mast_____ nain
2:______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
muni,kaki,bachi3:Maa ka laadla ______gaya
Saadi farmaish ty
New pattern Farwad to all teachers
- The most funniest situation in student’s life:
When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”..:P:D
- Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
- Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
- Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . .
- A Thermometer is n0t the only thing
That gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!A silent message f0r all students
- The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
- Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as|||||||||
and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
- I wish you all the luck of this world for your exam and i hope, you are going to let me know how i went straight away .
- Good luck for your exam. I keep my fingers crossed and hope you will just get the questions you have learned for u
- Two Reasons To Give
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You ..
- Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
A:”buss kal se parhai start karunga”.
- One of the best caption
written on a clock in an exam hall..
“TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
- You’ve graduated… Its’ time for you to Live it up To smile Take a bow And time for me to say… Congrats! Way to go and WOW! !
- baba ranchoddas says ; exam mein apne paper se zyada apne partner ke paper me concentrate karo apna paper apne aap solve ho jayega…..
- As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Is the best Answer
for all questions
Is the best Reaction
in all situations
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW…
- Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
- Father to Son After exam:
“Let me see your report card.
“son my friend just borrowed it.
he wants to scare his parents.”
- When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. .
- Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain
- Congratulations…On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do…