Double meaning Messages

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  • Raat bhar wo aayi nahi hum hila hila kar so gaya
    jo hum hila rahe woh pankha tha ..

    aur jo nahi aayi vo bijli
    sudhar jao kamino
    har sms non veg nahiu hota

  • App Mujhay
    Aik jaga
    Se bohat
    Pyare
    Lagtay hain.?

    Malooum hai kahan Se ?

    DOOR SE

  • M0m Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The
    Beta Apni Girl Friend Se Milne
    M0m Kis Lye
    Beta Haa M0m
    Bahut Kiss Liye.
  • Girl: Ma Tmne Kaha Tha KAY Mard KAY Dill Me
    Jane Ka Rasta Ankh0 Se H0kar Jata He
    M0m: Ha
    Girl: Lekin Kal Raat Mene DUSRA RASTA Dhudh Liya.
  • Teacher: S0niya Tera Sapana Kya Hay
    S0niya: Chand Par Chadana
    Teacher: Rahul Tumhara Sapna
    Rahul: S0niya Par Chadana.
  • Dirty mind
    Wo kiyA hAi??
    JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro
    to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
    U Dirty Mind
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    Bakra abhi tak teri soch nai badli..
    tu mulak kesay badlay ga..:p
  • Tell Me Is It G0ing In
    Yeah Is It hurting
    00h Yeah
    0uch Its Hurtin 0k
    I Wil Put It In Sl0wly
    Stil Hurtin Ahh Yeh
    Den Lets Try D 0ther Sh0e Madam.
  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine.
  • She is Hot!She Is Sweet!
    She Always Need a Lip 4 Kiss
    Whole WORLD MAD 4 HER!
    Who Is She?
    Do You know?
    “Tea”
    chai piyo, mast jiyo…
  • ‘Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai
    Pehle Log Shadi K Baad Jo Kaam Karte Thay
    Ab Wo Shadi Se Pehle Kar Rahe Hain
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    “Khud-Kushi”
    Yaar
    Tum Nhi Sudro Ge’
  • Girl: next month man 18 Years ki Ho Jao Gi.
    Boy: Phir to Do Gi Na jan.
    Girl: (Sharmato Howa) kya Janu.
    Boy:
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    Vot yar Altaf Bhai ko.
    wrong Meaning mat sochna Bacah POGO Dakhta ha’
  • Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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    Ghussa nahi krnamere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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    .P=pyare
    A=ache
    G=Great
    A=anmol
    L=lovleykaha tha na PAGAL ho.
  • Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?Socho sochte raho..

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    Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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    “Dirty Mind”

    Neeche poocha tha
    Andar nahi.

  • Kahte hain..
    Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
    gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.
  • Hm apko satate rahenge.
    Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
    Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….
    Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
    Kuch to achha socha Kro.
  • “Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
    Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
    “Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
    Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
  • There is nothing greater then Parents in this world.
    So go get married fast and bcome parents.
    Think different
    Do different
  • Girlfriend: Aaj Mai Tumhe Woh Jagah Dikhaon gi,
    Jahan mera Appendix Operation Hua Hai.
    Boyfriend gets Excited then the Girl says:
    “Ye Dekho Agha Khan Hospital”
  • How do you teach a blonde maths?
    You subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her.
  • Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you why dont you leave your friend.
    I looked at moon and said, does your sky ever leave you when you dont shine.
  • Rearrange These Words
    1) PNEIS
    2) HTIELRS
    3) NGGERI
    4) BUTTSXE…

    ……

    Did You Read?
    Spine,
    Slither,
    Ginger
    &
    Subtext??
    If Not . . .
    Naughty.

  • Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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    Taar khali ho jati hay.
    Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
  • ‘1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
    Bachay kese hote hain/Larki :
    chup..!!!Larka :
    Batao Na plz:pLarki :
    Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!Larka :
    Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
    Bachay Shararti hote ain.Moral :-
    Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’
  • Are you Male or Female???
    Wants to know the answer…
    Then see down . . . .
    Not here u fooooooool.
  • A good date ends on dinner &
    An awesome date ends on breakfast.
  • Does u know that your smile takes 1000 people to death?
    Save the world… so please start teeth brushing regularly.
  • Heights of Racism:
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    A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says,
    “Look mommy, OREO biscuit”;)
  • Fuck off
    fuck off
    yes fuck off
    ooh. Don’t get the wrong meaning.
    Fuck off means:
    F-friend like
    U- u
    C-can
    K-keep
    O-our
    F-friendship
    F-forever.
  • Feeling bored?
    Wondering, what to do?
    Open the zip!
    Enter your hands in between your zip.
    Take out your…
    book from your bag and study..: D: P

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Double meaning Sms

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  • KISSING at the top,
    HOLDING at the middle
    & FIRE at the bottom!
    Do you know the ANSWER?
    What? Huh..
    Don’t think dirty..
    It’s a… CIGARETTE!
  • Rishtay torr deti hai GF…
    Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF…
    Naa aanay dena dil k kareeb kabhi isko …
    Kyu k dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti hai GF …
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    .GF bolay to GalatFehmi…….
    Jo abhi Aap Ko Hoyi
  • Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
    Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
    Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
    Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
    MAD bolay to
    M-Most
    A-Attractive
    D-Dost…
  • Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
    Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
    Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
    ye leke aa gayi..!! :D
  • Ek french larhki ne English men se shadi ki.. aur england mai rehne lageLarhki ek din restaurant gai.. larhki ko Chicken leg piece khana thaa ous ne Apni leg dikha kar waiter ko samjhaya..

    next day larhka kahin gaya ous ko banana khana thaa.. ab

    socho
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    larhka english thaa..

    lekin aap ko soch ko salam

  • People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
    But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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    Its Childhood!!!!
    What The Hell Were You Thinking??
  • Girl – Bas bhi karo ab
    Boy – Kuch nahi hota
    Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?
    Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho
    thoda khol ke rakho agar paper
    nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga
  • I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, “Itne paise me itna hi milega.
  • Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
    Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
    Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo..

Double meaning Sms

  • Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
    Oh no blood?
    Oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
    Jaldi nikaalo na
    Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
  • Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
    Of course you know the first one… :-DIt’s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
    But I like the way You think! ;
  • True Love is like a pillow.
    You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
  • MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:
    Ghoda bahut khus hai….
    Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai.
  • GIRL:
    Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
    BOY:
    Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
    GIRL:
    Tum
    Tum
    Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
  • Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
    Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
    sub k samne lo
    Ya tanhai me lo
    sharmao mut bus ab le lo
    kiya bhala
    MERA NAAM
  • Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
    Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
    6 inch ki kar deti hai
    Jaisay..
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    “Chapaati”
    Think positive yar
  • Girl to riksha wal :Q bhai jaye ga ?
    Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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    Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
  • ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
    bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
    kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
    kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.
  • ye lo pakro
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    kya kharra karon
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    ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
  • Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
    upr
    nachy
    hr pasy di
    Loadshadding
    Happy
    LoadShadding
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    KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
  • Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
    Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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    Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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    1. Time Change
    2. Weather Change.
  • Once a baby monkey ask his mum….”mum why r v so ugly?”Mum replies…”Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay
  • ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…
    sey hilaooo or bolo…
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    “” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN””