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• He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
• I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, “Itne paise me itna hi milega.
• Hm apko satate rahenge.
  Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
  Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….
  Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
  Kuch to achha socha Kro.
• “Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
  Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
  “Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
  Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
• There is nothing greater then Parents in this world.
  So go get married fast and bcome parents.
  Think different
  Do different
• Girlfriend: Aaj Mai Tumhe Woh Jagah Dikhaon gi,
  Jahan mera Appendix Operation Hua Hai.
  Boyfriend gets Excited then the Girl says:
  “Ye Dekho Agha Khan Hospital”
• He took me from a bar.
  He took me in his car.
  He took my top off.
  He puts his lips on mine,
  But don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
• How do you teach a blonde maths?
  You subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her.
• True Love is like a pillow.
  You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
  You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
  You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
  Want True Love?
  Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
• Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you why dont you leave your friend.
  I looked at moon and said, does your sky ever leave you when you dont shine.
• Rearrange These Words
  1) PNEIS
  2) HTIELRS
  3) NGGERI
  4) BUTTSXE…
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  Did You Read?
  Spine,
  Slither,
  Ginger
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  Subtext??
  If Not . . .
  Naughty

• A couple visits an art gallery,
  Husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
  wife ask him “ab chele?… ya … hawaa aane ke bad?……………..
• Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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  Taar khali ho jati hay.
  Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
• ’1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
  Bachay kese hote hain/Larki :
  chup..!!!

  Larka :
  Batao Na plz:p

  Larki :
  Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!

  Larka :
  Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
  Bachay Shararti hote ain.

  Moral :-
  Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’

• Are you Male or Female???
  Wants to know the answer…
  Then see down . . . .
  Not here u fooooooool.
• A good date ends on dinner &
  An awesome date ends on breakfast.
• Does u know that your smile takes 1000 people to death?
  Save the world… so please start teeth brushing regularly.
• Heights of Racism:
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  A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says,
  “Look mommy, OREO biscuit”;)
• Fuck off
  fuck off
  yes fuck off
  ooh. Don’t get the wrong meaning.
  Fuck off means:
  F-friend like
  U- u
  C-can
  K-keep
  O-our
  F-friendship
  F-forever.
• Feeling bored?
  Wondering, what to do?
  Open the zip!
  Enter your hands in between your zip.
  Take out your…
  book from your bag and study..: D: P

Here you can get the best double meaning sms and send to friends. From many sites you will get the double meaning messages but here we have best collection of double meaning facebook status.

• KISSING at the top,
  HOLDING at the middle
  & FIRE at the bottom!
  Do you know the ANSWER?
  What? Huh..
  Don’t think dirty..
  It’s a… CIGARETTE!
• Rishtay torr deti hai GF…
  Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF…
  Naa aanay dena dil k kareeb kabhi isko …
  Kyu k dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti hai GF …
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  .GF bolay to GalatFehmi…….
  Jo abhi Aap Ko Hoyi
• Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
  Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
  Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
  Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
  MAD bolay to
  M-Most
  A-Attractive
  D-Dost…
• I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, “Itne paise me itna hi milega.
• Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
  Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
  Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo..

• Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
  Oh no blood?
  Oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
  Jaldi nikaalo na
  Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

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• Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
  Of course you know the first one… It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
  But I like the way You think!

• ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
  BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
  GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
  OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
  (MOBILE)…….
  KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
• True Love is like a pillow.
  You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
  You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
  You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
  Want True Love?
  Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

• MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:
  Ghoda bahut khus hai….
  Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai.

• GIRL:
  Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
  BOY:
  Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
  GIRL:
  Tum
  Tum
  Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P
• Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
  Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
  sub k samne lo
  Ya tanhai me lo
  sharmao mut bus ab le lo
  kiya bhala
  MERA NAAM
• Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
  Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
  6 inch ki kar deti hai
  Jaisay..
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  “Chapaati”
  Think positive yar
• Girl to riksha wal :Q bhai jaye ga ?
  Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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  Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
• ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
  bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
  kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
  kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.
• ye lo pakro
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  kya kharra karon
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  ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
• Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
  upr
  nachy
  hr pasy di
  Loadshadding
  Happy
  LoadShadding
  Copy to clipboard
• ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH
  BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
  GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
  OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
  (MOBILE)…….
  KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
• Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
  Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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  Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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  1. Time Change
  2. Weather Change.
• Once a baby monkey ask his mum….”mum why r v so ugly?”Mum replies…”Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay
• ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…
  sey hilaooo or bolo…
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  “” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN”"