Double meaning Sms

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  • Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
    Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
    Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo..

Double meaning Sms

  • Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
    Oh no blood?
    Oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
    Jaldi nikaalo na
    Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

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  • Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
    Of course you know the first one… :-D It’s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
    But I like the way You think! ;-)
  • ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
    BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
    GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
    OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
    (MOBILE)…….
    KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
  • True Love is like a pillow.
    You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
  • MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:
    Ghoda bahut khus hai….
    Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai.
  • GIRL:
    Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
    BOY:
    Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
    GIRL:
    Tum
    Tum
    Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
  • Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
    Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
    sub k samne lo
    Ya tanhai me lo
    sharmao mut bus ab le lo
    kiya bhala
    MERA NAAM
  • Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
    Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
    6 inch ki kar deti hai
    Jaisay..
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    “Chapaati”
    Think positive yar
  • Girl to riksha wal :Q bhai jaye ga ?
    Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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    Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
  • ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
    bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
    kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
    kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.
  • ye lo pakro
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    kya kharra karon
    ok
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    ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
  • Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
    upr
    nachy
    hr pasy di
    Loadshadding
    Happy
    LoadShadding
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  • ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH
    BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
    GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
    OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
    (MOBILE)…….
    KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
  • Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
    Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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    Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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    1. Time Change
    2. Weather Change.
  • Once a baby monkey ask his mum….”mum why r v so ugly?”Mum replies…”Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay
  • ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…
    sey hilaooo or bolo…
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    “” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN”"

Double meaning Messages

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  • Hm apko satate rahenge.
    Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
    Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….
    Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
    Kuch to achha socha Kro.
  • “Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
    Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
    “Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
    Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
  • There is nothing greater then Parents in this world.
    So go get married fast and bcome parents.
    Think different
    Do different
  • Girlfriend: Aaj Mai Tumhe Woh Jagah Dikhaon gi,
    Jahan mera Appendix Operation Hua Hai.
    Boyfriend gets Excited then the Girl says:
    “Ye Dekho Agha Khan Hospital”
  • He took me from a bar.
    He took me in his car.
    He took my top off.
    He puts his lips on mine,
    But don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
  • How do you teach a blonde maths?
    You subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her.
  • True Love is like a pillow.
    You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
  • Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you why dont you leave your friend.
    I looked at moon and said, does your sky ever leave you when you dont shine.
  • Rearrange These Words
    1) PNEIS
    2) HTIELRS
    3) NGGERI
    4) BUTTSXE…
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    Did You Read?
    Spine,
    Slither,
    Ginger
    &
    Subtext??
    If Not . . .
    Naughty

  • A couple visits an art gallery,
    Husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
    wife ask him “ab chele?… ya … hawaa aane ke bad?……………..
  • Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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    Taar khali ho jati hay.
    Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
  • ’1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
    Bachay kese hote hain/

    Larki :
    chup..!!!

    Larka :
    Batao Na plz:p

    Larki :
    Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!

    Larka :
    Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
    Bachay Shararti hote ain.

    Moral :-
    Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’

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