Do you need dirty sms? You are at place now where you are going to get dirty stauses. You can also send dirty text messages to friends.
- “Lady Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”
Ladka: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”
Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”
Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.;
- I would like to suck you…
Would like to move my tongue all over you..
Will be fun to feel you in my mouth
yeap, that’s how you
eat an ice cream! hahahahaaha
- Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere se maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????
- In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
- raat bhar wo aayi nahi hum hila hila kar so gaya
jo hum hila rahe woh pankha tha ..aur jo nahi aayi vo bijli
sudhar jao kamino
har sms non veg nahiu hota
ye lo pakro
kya kharra karon
ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
- Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,Kya?..Socho?
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
Tu Mummay smjha na?
- When the land and sky seems to swap duties
When cool breeze seems to be hot on you
When hope is tighten to a tree with a thick rope
And you think you can’t cope
RELAX! Eclipse is for a short period.
- A couple visit a art gallery,
husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
wife ask him “ab chele?… ya … hawaa aane ke bad?………..
- know exactly how most women feel about wanting to please their man, and wanting to be loved unconditionally.
- Word to the mods: if you see fit to close this thread sorry…
I thought it was at least worth a try.
- I guess you’re not a very creative person, are you?
Here, have a wing at this and this….
- Koie na milay to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
Aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty
Har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
Par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty
- Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
- A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her
Feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
- Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
- UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
When girls wear tight fittings,
neither they are
Boys are happy.
- A good date ends on dinner &
An awesome date ends on breakfast.
- Sales girl: sorry, You can’t smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigarettes from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesn’t mean you start fucking here.
- Text: I want to suck you, lick you.
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…
yep, that’s how u…eat an ice cream.
- Happiness is like penis;
always looks small
if u hold it in your hands
but when u learn to share it,
you will realize how big & precious it is!