Do you need dirty sms? You are at place now where you are going to get dirty stauses. You can also send dirty text messages to friends.
- In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
- raat bhar wo aayi nahi hum hila hila kar so gaya
jo hum hila rahe woh pankha tha ..aur jo nahi aayi vo bijli
sudhar jao kamino
har sms non veg nahiu hota
ye lo pakro
kya kharra karon
ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
- Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,Kya?..
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
Tu Mummay smjha na?
- When the land and sky seems to swap duties
When cool breeze seems to be hot on you
When hope is tighten to a tree with a thick rope
And you think you can’t cope
RELAX! Eclipse is for a short period.
- A couple visit a art gallery,
husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
wife ask him “ab chele?… ya … hawaa aane ke bad?………..
- know exactly how most women feel about wanting to please their man, and wanting to be loved unconditionally.
- Word to the mods: if you see fit to close this thread sorry…
I thought it was at least worth a try.
- I guess you’re not a very creative person, are you?
Here, have a wing at this and this….
- Koie na milay to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
Aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty
Har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
Par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty
- Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
- A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her
Feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
- Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
- UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
When girls wear tight fittings,
neither they are
Boys are happy.
- A good date ends on dinner &
An awesome date ends on breakfast.
- Sales girl: sorry, You can’t smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigarettes from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesn’t mean you start fucking here.
- Text: I want to suck you, lick you.
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…
yep, that’s how u…eat an ice cream.
- Happiness is like penis;
always looks small
if u hold it in your hands
but when u learn to share it,
you will realize how big & precious it is!
Sending dirty text messages is the best way to keep in touch with friends. Here we have cute dirty texts and dirty messages. You can also use dirty greetings as dirty facebook status to share on your FB walls.
- True Love is like a pillow.
You could Hug it when Ur in trouble.
You could Cry on it when Ur in pain.
You could Embrace it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
- Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
- What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
- What’s a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman’s body, except his own
- When i look at the sun i see you !when i look at the moon i see you !when i look at the sea I see you…
- well get out of my way!
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
- Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
- Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
- BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
- A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin…
. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….!
- Master jee: Dunya Gol hai,
Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..
- man:I would like to buy some dog food?
Salesman: do u have a dog?
Saler:i am sorry cant sell u unless i see dog.
its Store policy
- Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says “Dr i’ve got aids” Dr replys “U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby” Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
- Sexy miss ny class main bachon sy pucha?
Mery marny k baad meri qabar py kia likha hoga?
Last seat py betha bacha bola
Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..
- B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)
- Aik gandah msg sunao??
Ek larka tha.
Ek din wo gattar main gir gaya.
- Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
se Tum ko
Apni Balon wali
Samajh jana ye