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Dirty Quotes & Facebook Status
Brighten the day of your friends by making them laugh by sharing funny dirty quotes and hilarious dirty statuses jokes with them. Dirty quotes and sayings are collected here just for the entertainment. If you like our dirty facebook status then also send these to friends. Enjoy sending the dirty jokes to your friends. All types of dirty quotes are available here.
- I can’t taste my lips could you do it for me.
- A world without women would be a pain in the ass.
- I don’t care if you have small boobs; i still want to see them.
- A dirty book is rarely dusty.
- Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
- According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
- Dirty white, yeah the kat stacks. We don’t sleep round here, we take cat naps.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.
- I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
- Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
- Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
- I want you girls to know if it were not for this man, I’d be standing here dead.
- I have never subscribed to the Dirty Pallet school of painting.
- It’s tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word.
- I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
- Time goes by, life goes on, and all I can think of is why you’re gone.
- A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
- An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
- The only way I’d need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
- No matter how many people die from living in it, driving in it, or shoveling it, there’s one great thing about snow that no one will deny: It can cancel school.
- Hey, can we take a picture of you guys for our dart board?
- Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
- I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
- We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
- I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
- Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself
- Your legs are nice, what time do they open?
- Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
- Don’t calls me a bitch like it’s a threat, we both know it’s a compliment.
- Only Dogs go for bones… Real Men go for CURVES 😉