Alcohol quotations

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  • One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
  • I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
  • Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on ALCOHOL.
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Alcohol quotations

  • Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
  • I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
  • It is critical that parents and other trusted adults initiate conversations with kids about underage drinking well in advance of the first time they are faced with a decision regarding ALCOHOL.
  • One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
  • This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
  • According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of ALCOHOL typically begins at age 15.
  • Because I know Im an addict, and I know Im an ALCOHOLic.
  • I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
  • I hate to advocate drugs, ALCOHOL, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
  • A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
  • The consumption of ALCOHOL may cause pregnancy.
  • ALCOHOL may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
  • The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in ALCOHOL is dignity.
  • Always remember that I have taken more out of ALCOHOL than ALCOHOL has taken out of me.
  • One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time
  • We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
  • If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine
  • A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her
  • An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do
  • Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror

Alcohol Quotes

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  • I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.
  • Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
  • A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive ALCOHOL, but not a lot of it. I don’t like to throw up.
  • Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much.  Then again, dont drink too little.
  • I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
  • Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female ALCOHOLics should be told not to fuck.
  • Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • Always remember that I have taken more out of ALCOHOL than ALCOHOL has taken out of me.
  • The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in ALCOHOL is dignity.
  • ALCOHOLism isn’t a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play.
  • Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
  • Always remember that I have taken more out of ALCOHOL than ALCOHOL has taken out of me.
  • Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.
  • Physicians who are familiar with ALCOHOLism agree there is no such thing as making a normal drinker out of an ALCOHOLic.
  • ALCOHOL gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
  • This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought
  • A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
  • “God created (alcohol|whiskey|Guiness) so the irish wouldn’t conquer the world.”
  • “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
  • “The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.”
  • “The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.”