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- Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
Santa: I heard him say – he broke his girlfriend’s hymen!
- A true gentleman holds a door
open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
- Kid: Mama mujey bhai chaiye..
Mama: Beta tmhrey Abu U.S.A gay hain,
wo a jaen phir sochein gey.
Kid: Mama,Ap 7 waly uncle sey bat kro na,
papa ko Surprise dengey. hahahahahah
- Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi wajohat hain:1. Kasrat-e- Sex
2. Hasrat-e- Sex.!
Doctor Veena Malik ki kitaab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)
Chapter: Mardana Kamzori.
- Student: Sir Ye Mardana kamzori kya hoti ha?Teacher: Beta Agr Ap k khuwab me koi Larki aye or wo Waha se b bach k nikal jaey
To isay mardana kamzori kehte hain.
India jao to sarhi bhejna.
Dubai jao to Jewellery.Husband ne ghusse se kaha
PESHAWAR jaon to kya bhejon?
Khair say wapas ana koi gand na marde.
- Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination,
do U understand the explanation or
would U like a demonstration
- Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-
- Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
thodi der baad
school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.
- Pathan Hospital me Ultrasound karwane gaya.
Shirt Utaro belt lose kar k ultay lait jao.
Pathan ghabra k:
Pehle Ultrasound na kar Lain?
- Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
- Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install.
- Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.
1st: I am boy and you?
2d: I don’t know.
1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
2nd: how did you know?
1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.
- Teacher:kaunsi cheez mu main nahi leni chahiye?
Student:jalta hwa bulb.
Student:Mummy papa say kh rahi thi
pehle bulb bujhao phir mu me loon gi:-)
- Wife computer on kartay huay boli:
janu apna password batana ?
Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:
“Your password is too short”
- KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle and
FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
Huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a.. “CIGARETTE!
- 5 inch ka hai
Size normal hai
Ziada mota bi nahi hai
2 larkian dekh chuki hain
Lena hai to bolo
Mera NOKIA 2310
- Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo.
- Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
- Agr Koi pyari si Girl Valentines Day per Apko “I LOVE YOU” Bole To 3 Baten Ho Sakti Hain
1.Uski Ankhen Khrab Han
2.Ya uska dimag khrab ha
3.Ya Wo khud khrab hai
Agr irada pakka ho to “JO” hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, “Misses” hotein.
- Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro
- Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
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- During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!
Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u gets in 2 d tunnel u loose network.
- What is kiss?
Very simple, it’s an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
- UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Boys are comfortable.
- Pathan: How much money you will take
Girl: 500 on bad
200 on sofa
100 on earth
Pathan give 500
Girl: You want on bad
Pathan: No, I want on earth 5 times
- Sales girl: sorry sir u can’t smoke here
Customer: but i bought cigarette 4rm your shop
sales girl: we sell condom also,
but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here.
- Teacher to student:
There is two type of sex on earth, male & female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.