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  • Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi wajohat hain:

    1. Kasrat-e- Sex
    ya
    2. Hasrat-e- Sex.!

    Doctor Veena Malik ki kitaab
    (Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)

    Chapter: Mardana Kamzori.

  • Student: Sir Ye Mardana kamzori kya hoti ha?

    Teacher: Beta Agr Ap k khuwab me koi Larki aye or wo Waha se b bach k nikal jaey
    To isay mardana kamzori kehte hain.

  • Wife:
    India jao to sarhi bhejna.
    Dubai jao to Jewellery.

    Husband ne ghusse se kaha
    PESHAWAR jaon to kya bhejon?

    Wife:
    Khair say wapas ana koi gand na marde.

  • Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
    when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination,
    do U understand the explanation or
    would U like a demonstration
  • Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?

    Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-

  • Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
    larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
    .
    thodi der baad
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
    .
    Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
    lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.
  • Pathan Hospital me Ultrasound karwane gaya.
    Doctor:
    Shirt Utaro belt lose kar k ultay lait jao.
    Pathan ghabra k:
    Pehle Ultrasound na kar Lain?
  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy1:How?
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths class
    Think +ve
  • Boy: can i touch your software
    girl: first show me your hardware
    boy: should i install it in your system
    girl: cover it with antivirus and then install.
  • Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.
    1st: I am boy and you?
    2d: I don’t know.
    1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
    2nd: how did you know?
    1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.
  • Teacher:kaunsi cheez mu main nahi leni chahiye?
    Student:jalta hwa bulb.
    Teacher:kiun?
    Student:Mummy papa say kh rahi thi
    pehle bulb bujhao phir mu me loon gi:-)
  • Wife computer on kartay huay boli:
    janu apna password batana ?
    Husband:
    lulli
    Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:
    “Your password is too short”
  • KISSING at the top,
    HOLDING at the middle and
    FIRE at the bottom!
    Do you know the ANSWER?
    What?
    Huh.. dont think dirty..
    Its a.. “CIGARETTE!
  • 5 inch ka hai
    Size normal hai
    Mazboot hai
    Ziada mota bi nahi hai
    2 larkian dekh chuki hain
    Lena hai to bolo
    Mera NOKIA 2310
  • Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
    Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
    Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo.
  • Sardar on phone:
    Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
    Doctor: Is this her first child?
    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
  • Agr Koi pyari si Girl Valentines Day per Apko “I LOVE YOU” Bole To 3 Baten Ho Sakti Hain
    1.Uski Ankhen Khrab Han
    2.Ya uska dimag khrab ha
    3.Ya Wo khud khrab hai
  • Teacher:
    Agr irada pakka ho to “JO” hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
    Student:
    Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
    Miss nhi, “Misses” hotein.
  • Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
    Us ki achi tarbiat..
    Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro
  • Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
  • Some more options are at Dirty Quotes, Dirty Text Messages and Double meaning Messages.
  • During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!
    Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u gets in 2 d tunnel u loose network.
  • What is kiss?
    Very simple, it’s an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
  • UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
    When girls wear tight fittings,
    Neither they are
    Comfortable
    Nor
    Boys are comfortable.
  • Pathan: How much money you will take
    Girl: 500 on bad
    200 on sofa
    100 on earth
    Pathan give 500
    Girl: You want on bad
    Pathan: No, I want on earth 5 times
  • Sales girl: sorry sir u can’t smoke here
    Customer: but i bought cigarette 4rm your shop
    sales girl: we sell condom also,
    but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here.
  • Teacher to student:
    There is two type of sex on earth, male & female.
    A student: Teacher I know few more.
    Teacher: What?
    Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.

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  • A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
    MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
    ,
    ,
    GIRL: Tell Your BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    “Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:
    “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it:
    “2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
    “Me ok, your wife very sweet”
  • 1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
    Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
    Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
    lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
    Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
    Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
    wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
    Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
    Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
    Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
  • In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
    In 10 Mins and Women Want To Go ON and ON and ON?
    Think..
    Think..
    Ans is SHOPPING!
    God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
  • Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
    Of course you know the first one…
    It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
    But I like the way You think!
  • It’s the thing that satisfies
    Ur mind, body and soul!
    Do it on bed, on a sofa,
    In the car or anywhere!
    It’s called Prayer!
    God bless ur naughty mind.
  • Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
    What is “Nitrate” ?
    Larki sharma k boli:
    Sir,
    Rs.1500/=
  • When SHE cancels a date, it is because.
    “SHE HAS TO”
    But
    When HE cancels a date, it is because..
    “HE HAS TWO”
  • A girl phoned me
    the other day and said …
    Come on over, there’s nobody home.
    I went over. Nobody was home

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  • Marital sex is holy;
    it should be kept sacred.
    Extra marital sex is immoral;
    it should be kept secret..:
  • Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
    Nend nhi aati?
    Sukon nhi?
    Kisi kam men dil be nhi lagta?
    Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
  • Ek bar karo na please…
    Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
    Please karo naaa…
    Muje acha lage ga…
    Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
    Kar do na please…
    Ek pyara sa SMS
  • A boy and girl go for shoping.
    Girl- (jokingly)- You have nothing in ur head then why are you buying a helmet?Boy- Yesterday you purchsed a bra, did i ask you anything..?
  • English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
    Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
  • Pappu to girlfriend : kya tumhare undrwear
    me 2 hole he?
    .
    .
    .
    Girlfriend :nahi, besharam kahin k
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    .
    .
    pappu: to pher taange kaha se dalti ho??
  • Daughter- mom, when can you be sure that a man is thinking of sex?
    Mom: put your finger near his nose, if he breathing, he is thinking of sex.
  • Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
    Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
    Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
    Judge nay pucha,machar tou urrh gaya
    tou us nay kaha k urrh tu gaya par
    kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
  • Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai koi,
    mere yaar sa haseen.Chand ne kaha..Bhosadike,
    Dimag ki maa mat chod. Itne upar se kya lavda dikhega.
  • Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
    Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai:
    ?SIR, AAPKI PANT MEIN ZIP AAGE LAGANI HAI YA PEECHE
  • Boy And Girl Of Class to Asked Teacher:
    Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?
    Teacher Replied  NO Never!!
    Boy Said To Girl :
    See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!
  • I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colgate
  • TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye rat ko krty han papu  bistar […]
  • Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
    kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
    Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
    Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
    Poore bihar ki nahi
  • girl- aj mat dalo
    boy- kyo?
    girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye-
    EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
    Vitamin”SHE”
    ki kami hay