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• Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
  larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
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  thodi der baad
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  school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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  Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
  lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.
• Wife computer on kartay huay boli:
  janu apna password batana ?
  Husband:
  lulli
  Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:
  “Your password is too short”
• KISSING at the top,
  HOLDING at the middle and
  FIRE at the bottom!
  Do you know the ANSWER?
  What?
  Huh.. dont think dirty..
  Its a.. “CIGARETTE!
• 5 inch ka hai
  Size normal hai
  Mazboot hai
  Ziada mota bi nahi hai
  2 larkian dekh chuki hain
  Lena hai to bolo
  Mera NOKIA 2310
• Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
  Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
  Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo.
• Sardar on phone:
  Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
  Doctor: Is this her first child?
  Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
• Agr Koi pyari si Girl Valentines Day per Apko “I LOVE YOU” Bole To 3 Baten Ho Sakti Hain
  1.Uski Ankhen Khrab Han
  2.Ya uska dimag khrab ha
  3.Ya Wo khud khrab hai
• Teacher:
  Agr irada pakka ho to “JO” hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
  Student:
  Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
  Miss nhi, “Misses” hotein.
• A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
  MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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  GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
• KISSING at the top,
  HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
  Do you know the ANSWAR?
  WHAT?ho…don’
  t think dirty…its A ”CIGRETTE
• Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
  Us ki achi tarbiat..
  Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro

• Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
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• During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!
  Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u gets in 2 d tunnel u loose network.
• What is kiss?
  Very simple, it’s an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

• UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
  When girls wear tight fittings,
  Neither they are
  Comfortable
  Nor
  Boys are comfortable.
• Pathan: How much money you will take
  Girl: 500 on bad
  200 on sofa
  100 on earth
  Pathan give 500
  Girl: You want on bad
  Pathan: No, I want on earth 5 times
• Sales girl: sorry sir u can’t smoke here
  Customer: but i bought cigarette 4rm your shop
  sales girl: we sell condom also,
  but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here.
• Teacher to student:
  There is two type of sex on earth, male & female.
  A student: Teacher I know few more.
  Teacher: What?
  Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.

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• A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
  MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
  ,
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  GIRL: Tell Your BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

  Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  “Me sick, no work”
  Boss SMS back:
  “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  “Me ok, your wife very sweet”

• 1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
  Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
  Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
  lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
  Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
  Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
  wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
  Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
  Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
  Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
• In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
  In 10 Mins and Women Want To Go ON and ON and ON?
  Think..
  Think..
  Ans is SHOPPING!
  God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
• Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
  Of course you know the first one…
  It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
  But I like the way You think!
• It’s the thing that satisfies
  Ur mind, body and soul!
  Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  In the car or anywhere!
  It’s called Prayer!
  God bless ur naughty mind.
• Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
  What is “Nitrate” ?
  Larki sharma k boli:
  Sir,
  Rs.1500/=
• When SHE cancels a date, it is because.
  “SHE HAS TO”
  But
  When HE cancels a date, it is because..
  “HE HAS TWO”
• A girl phoned me
  the other day and said …
  Come on over, there’s nobody home.
  I went over. Nobody was home

• Marital sex is holy;
  it should be kept sacred.
  Extra marital sex is immoral;
  it should be kept secret..:
• Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
  Nend nhi aati?
  Sukon nhi?
  Kisi kam men dil be nhi lagta?
  Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
• Ek bar karo na please…
  Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
  Please karo naaa…
  Muje acha lage ga…
  Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
  Kar do na please…
  Ek pyara sa SMS
• A boy and girl go for shoping.
• Girl- (jokingly)- You have nothing in ur head then why are you buying a helmet?Boy- Yesterday you purchsed a bra, did i ask you anything..?
• English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
  Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
• Boy And Girl Of Class to Asked Teacher:
  Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?
  Teacher Replied  NO Never!!
  Boy Said To Girl :
  See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!
• I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colgate
• TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
• 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye rat ko krty han papu  bistar [...]
• Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
  kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
  Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
  Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
  Poore bihar ki nahi
• girl- aj mat dalo
  boy- kyo?
  girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye
• -EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
  Vitamin”SHE”
  ki kami hay